Because your name’s not Steven
and I don’t have to!
Over ten years and you still haven’t learned
that you get further if you ask
expectation of a “yes.”
My ring? Oh… it must have come off
when I threw those sticks you asked me to pick up
into the brush pile.
So when you think you’ve won
it’s just that I don’t have the energy
defiance, sweet defiance.
[said in jest]
But you’re still not getting dinner.
your spiteful wife